F.L.Okay.: “Humorous-looking Child.” Normally a mongoloid.
F.L.P.: Dad and mom of an F.L.Okay.
CRUMP, GORK, VEDGY: A affected person requiring intensive care, incapable of
MARRIAGEABLE MONSTER: A younger feminine affected person who has efficiently undergone
main cosmetic surgery.
GOMER: A senile, messy, or extremely disagreeable affected person.
FASCINOMA: A “fascinating” tumor; any fascinating or amusing malignancy.
DROOLER: A catatonic affected person.
CUT AND PASTE: To open a affected person, uncover that there isn’t any hope, and
instantly sew him up. Nicely, virtually instantly. Generally younger
surgeons observe surgical methods for some time first.
FOUR F-ER: A gallbladder affected person. “Fats, forty-ish, flatulent feminine.”
PINKY CHEATER: Latex finger cowl utilized in gynecological and proctological
ROAD MAP: Accidents incurred by going by means of a automotive windshield face first.
A HOLE-IN-ONE: A gunshot wound by means of the mouth or rectum.
THE “O” SIGN: The letter O as shaped by a affected person’s gaping mouth.
THE “Q” SIGN: A affected person giving the O signal along with his tongue hanging out.
THE DOTTED Q: The “Q” signal, with a fly on the tongue.
SIDEWALK SOUFFLE: A affected person who has fallen from a constructing.
LOOSE CHANGE: A dangling limb in want of amputation.
BULL IN THE RING: A blocked massive gut.
GONE CAMPING: Reference to a affected person in an oxygen tent.
EATING IN: Intravenous feeding.
BORDEAUX: Urine with blood in it.
SCRATCH AND SNIFF: A gynecological examination.
ANGEL LUST: A male cadaver with an erection.
HIT AND RUN: The act of working rapidly in order to not be late for an additional
CAPTAIN KANGAROO: Chairman of a pediatrics division.
ROOTERS: Indigents and hangers-on who collect in big-city emergency rooms in
order to be entertained by reputable circumstances.
SHORT-ORDER-CHEFS: Morgue staff.
LOOP THE LOOP: Flamboyant surgical rearrangement of the intestines.
BUGS IN THE RUG: Pubic lice.
HEY DOCS: Alcoholics handcuffed to wheelchairs in big-city medical wards
who, on the sight of a white coat, bleat out in refrain, “Hey, Doc!”
BLOWN MIND: Gunshot wound to the top.
BOOGIE, GOOBER: A tumor.
THE DEEP FRY: Cobalt remedy.
ROASTED GOOBER: A tumor after intensive cobalt remedy.
HEALTHY GOOBER: A lifeless affected person.
BURY THE HATCHET: Accidently leaving a surgical instrument inside a
BOTTLE RETURN: Removing of a bottle that’s vacuum-jammed within the anal canal,
normally of a gay.
SILVER GOOSE, SILVER STALLION: Proctoscope.
GAS PASSER: Anesthesiologist.
CRISPY CRITTUR: A affected person with extreme burns.