Mand calls out to God

One day, after a next to eternity in the Garden regarding Eden, Adam calls to God, “Lord, I have a trouble.”

“What’s the problem, Mand?”, God replies.

“Lord, I know you created us in addition to have provided for me and surrounded me with this wonderful garden and all of these amazing animals, but I’m hardly happy.”

“Why is, Adam?”, comes this reply from the heavens.

“Lord, I know you created that place for me, with all that lovely food and all of the wonderful animals, but I am alone.”

“Well Adam, in this case I actually have the perfect solution. I shall create a ‘woman’ for yourself.”

“What’s a ‘woman’, Lord?”

“This ‘woman’ will be the most intelligent, very sensitive, caring, and beautiful animal I have ever created. She is going to be so intelligent which will she can figure out what you would like before you want it. She will always be so sensitive and patient that she will know your current every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty can rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every want and desire. She will function as the perfect companion for you.”, replies the heavenly speech.

“Sounds great.”

“She will be, but this is about to cost you, Mand.”

“How much will this ‘woman’ cost me Lord?”, Adam replies.

“She’ll cost you your current correct arm, your right leg, an eye, an head, and your left testicle.”

Adam ponders this for a long time, with a look of strong thought and concern in the face. Finally Adam states to God, “Ehhh, exactly what do I get for a ribs?”

The rest, as they say, is definitely history.

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