We at all times hear "the foundations" from the feminine aspect. Now listed here are the foundations from the male aspect. These are our guidelines! Please be aware… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Study to work the bathroom seat. You are an enormous lady. If it is up, put it down. We’d like it up, you want it down. You do not hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports activities. It is like the complete moon or the altering of the tides. Let it’s.
1. Buying is NOT a sport. And no, we’re by no means going to consider it that method.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you need. Allow us to be clear on this one:
Delicate hints don’t work!
Robust hints don’t work!
Apparent hints don’t work!
Simply say it!
1. Sure and No are completely acceptable solutions to nearly each query.
1. Come to us with an issue solely if you would like assist fixing it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is an issue. See a physician.
1. Something we stated 6 months in the past is inadmissible in an argument. In truth, all feedback develop into null and void after 7 days.
1. In the event you will not costume just like the Victoria’s Secret ladies, do not anticipate us to behave like cleaning soap opera guys.
1. In the event you assume you are fats, you in all probability are. Do not ask us.
1. If one thing we stated will be interpreted two methods and one of many methods makes you unhappy or offended, we meant the opposite one.
1. You’ll be able to both ask us to do one thing or inform us the way you need it performed. Not each. In the event you already know greatest do it, simply do it your self.
1. Every time potential, please say no matter it’s important to say throughout commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn’t want instructions and neither will we.
1. ALL males see in solely 16 colours, like Home windows default settings. Peach, for instance, is a fruit, not a coloration. Pumpkin can also be a fruit. We do not know what mauve is.
1. If it itches, will probably be scratched. We try this.
1. If we ask what’s fallacious and also you say "nothing," we are going to act like nothing’s fallacious. We all know you’re mendacity, however it’s simply not definitely worth the trouble.
1. In the event you ask a query you don’t need a solution to, anticipate a solution you do not wish to hear.
1. When we’ve got to go someplace, completely something you put on is ok…Actually.
1. Do not ask us what we’re enthusiastic about except you are ready to debate such subjects as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster vehicles.
1. You’ve got sufficient garments.
1. You’ve got too many footwear.
1. I’m in form. Spherical is a form.
1. Thanks for studying this. Sure, I do know, I’ve to sleep on the sofa tonight; however do you know males actually do not thoughts that? It is like tenting out.
Move this to as many males as you may – to present them amusing.
Move this to as many ladies as you may – to present them an even bigger snort!!