Please word… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for taking a look at and that’s the reason we do it. Don’t attempt to change that.
1. Study to work the bathroom seat. You’re an enormous woman. If it’s up, put it down. We’d like it up, you want it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports activities. It’s like the complete moon or the altering of the tides. Let it’s.
1. Procuring is NOT a sport. And no, we’re by no means going to consider it that manner.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you need. Allow us to be clear on this one:
* Refined hints don’t work!
* Robust hints don’t work!
* Apparent hints don’t work!
* JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Sure’ and ‘No’ are completely acceptable solutions to virtually each query
1. Come to us with an issue solely if you would like assist fixing it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is an issue. See a physician
1. Something we mentioned 6 months in the past is inadmissible in an argument. In reality, all feedback develop into null and void after 7 days
1. When you assume you’re fats, you in all probability are. Don’t ask us
1. If one thing we mentioned will be interpreted two methods, and one of many methods makes you unhappy or indignant, we meant the opposite one
1. You may both ask us to do one thing or inform us the way you need it accomplished, not each. When you already know greatest the right way to do it, simply do it your self.
1. Each time attainable, please say no matter it’s important to say throughout commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn’t want instructions and neither can we.
1. ALL males see in solely 16 colors, like Home windows default settings. Peach, for instance, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin can also be a fruit. We don’t know what mauve is.
1. If it itches, will probably be scratched. We try this.
1. If we ask what’s incorrect and also you say “nothing,” we’ll act like nothing’s incorrect. We all know you’re mendacity, however it’s simply not definitely worth the problem.
1. When you ask a query you don’t need a solution to, count on a solution you don’t wish to hear.
1. When we’ve to go someplace, completely something you put on is okay, Actually
1. Don’t ask us what we’re occupied with until you are ready to debate such subjects as:
* or Computer systems
1. You have got sufficient garments.
1. You have got too many footwear.
1. I’m in form. Spherical is a form.
1. Thanks for studying this; Sure, I do know, I’ve to sleep on the sofa tonight, however do you know males actually don’t thoughts that, it’s like tenting