Latin Phrases You Want In Your Life

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It isn’t the warmth, it is the humidity.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, take a look at the time! My spouse will kill me!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is {that a} scroll in your toga, or are you simply completely happy to see me?

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has bought to go.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I believe some individuals in togas are plotting towards me.

Caesar si viveret, advert remum dareris.
If Caesar had been alive, you would be chained to an oar.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How a lot wooden would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck may chuck wooden?

(At a barbeque)
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever observed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes proper into your face?

Extra Helpful Latin

Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk when you converse Latin.

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
Should you can learn this you are over-educated

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I believe some individuals in togas are plotting towards me.

Vidi Vici Veni
I noticed, I conquered, I got here

Vacca foeda
Silly cow

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I’ve bought to see a person a few canine.

Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
Should you can learn this signal, you may get a great job within the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

Gramen artificiosum odi.
I hate Astroturf.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I am not considering your dopey spiritual cult.

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Do not name me, I am going to name you.

Nullo metro compositum est.
It does not rhyme.

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
I do not care. If it does not rhyme, it is not a poem.

Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
These inexperienced pants go so nicely with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!

Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.
Do you need to dance? I do know the Funky Broadway.

Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you certain are consuming loads.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
Could barbarians invade your private house!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
Could conspirators assassinate you within the mall!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Could defective logic undermine your total philosophy!

Radix lecti
Sofa potato

Quo signo nata es?
What’s your signal?

O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
Oh! Extra! Go on! Sure! Ooh! Ummm!

Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I am residence.

Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio.
I’m as useless because the nehru jacket.

Ventis secundis, tene cursum.
Drift.

Totum dependeat.
Let all of it hang around.

Te precor dulcissime supplex!
Fairly please with a cherry on prime!

Magister Mundi sum!
I’m the Master of the Universe!

Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I am unable to hear you. I’ve a banana in my ear.

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is {that a} scroll in your toga, or are you simply completely happy to see me?

Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
Take my spouse, please!

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How a lot wooden would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck may chuck wooden?

Nihil est–in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That is nothing–in a earlier life I used to be a Roman Emperor.

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand apart plebians! I’m on imperial enterprise.

Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.

Sic faciunt omnes.
Everyone seems to be doing it.

Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.

Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!
Let’s all put on temper rings!

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, advert caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I’ve a catapult. Give me all the cash, or I’ll fling an infinite rock at your head.

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