THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
3. Passive-aggressive dysfunction
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, however I don’t need to have intercourse.
2. Nope, no extra booze for me!
3. Sorry, however you’re probably not my sort.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good night, officer. Isn’t it beautiful out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! Nobody desires to listen to me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not fascinated about combating you.
8. Thanks, however I gained’t make any try to bop, I’ve no coordination. I’d hate to appear to be a idiot!
9. The place is the closest lavatory? I refuse to pee on this parking zone or on the facet of the highway.
10. I should be going house now as I’ve to work within the morning.