Indicators You Could Be Canadian

1. You are not offended by the time period "HOMO MILK".
2. . You perceive the phrase "Might you cross me a napkin, I simply dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
3. You eat chocolate bars, not sweet bars.
4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
5. {that a} Mickey and 24’s imply, "occasion on the camp, eh!!!"
6. You do not care in regards to the fuss with Cuba. It is an inexpensive place to go to your holidays, with good cigars .
7. {that a} pike is a sort of fish, not a part of a freeway.
8. You drive on a freeway, not a freeway.
9. You’ve Canadian Tire cash in your kitchen drawers.
10. that Casey and Finnegan weren’t a part of a Celtic musical
11. You get excited at any time when an American tv present mentions Canada.
12. You brag to People that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. … additionally , Alex Trebec, David Foley, Matthew Perry and many others.and many others.
13. that the C.E.O. of American Airways is a Canadian!
14. what a toque is.
15. You design your Halloween costume to suit over a snowsuit.
16. that the final letter of the English alphabet is at all times pronounced "Zed".
17. Your native newspaper covers the nationwide information on 2 pages, however requires 6 pages for hockey.
18. that the 4 seasons imply: nearly winter, winter, nonetheless Winter, and highway work.
19. that when it is 25 levels outdoors, it is a heat day.
20. You perceive the Labatt Blue commercials.
21. You understand how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
22. You perk up once you hear the theme track from ‘Hockey Evening in Canada’.
23. You’re in grade 12, not the twelfth grade.
24. "Eh?" is a vital a part of your vocabulary, and is extra well mannered
than, "Huh?"
25. You truly perceive these jokes, and ahead them to your entire Canadian pals! Then you definately ship them to your American pals simply to confuse them!

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