I might like to, however… 100 Causes

1 I’ve to floss my cat.
2 I’ve devoted my life to linguine.
3 I wish to spend extra time with my blender.
4 The President mentioned he may drop in.
5 The person on tv informed me to say tuned.
6 I have been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I am staying dwelling to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 It is my parakeet’s bowling night time.
9 It would not be honest to the opposite Lovely Folks.
10 I am constructing a pig from a package.
11 I did my very own factor and now I’ve bought to undo it.
12 I am enrolled in cardio scream remedy.
13 There is a disturbance within the Drive.
14 I am doing door-to-door accumulating for static cling.
15 I’ve to go to the submit workplace to see if I am nonetheless needed.
16 I am educating my ferret to yodel.
17 I’ve to test the freshness dates on my dairy merchandise.
18 I am going by cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
19 I am planning to go downtown to attempt on gloves.
20 My crayons all melted collectively.
21 I am attempting to see how lengthy I can go with out saying sure.
22 I am in coaching to be a family pest.
23 I am getting my overalls overhauled.
24 My patent is pending.
25 I am attending the opening of my storage door.
26 I am sandblasting my oven.
27 I am nervous about my vertical maintain.
28 I am happening to the bakery to observe the buns rise.
29 I am being deported.
30 The grunion are operating.
31 I will be in search of a parking house.
32 My Millard Fillmore Fan Membership meets then.
33 The monsters have not turned blue but, and I’ve to eat extra dots.
34 I am taking punk totem pole carving.
35 I’ve to fluff my bathe cap.
36 I am changing my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37 I’ve come down with a extremely horrible case of one thing or different.
38 I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39 My plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I’ve to meet my potential.
41 I do not wish to depart my consolation zone.
42 It is too near the flip of the century.
43 I’ve some actual exhausting phrases to lookup within the dictionary.
44 My unconscious says no.
45 I am giving nuisance classes at a comfort retailer.
46 I left my physique in my different garments.
47 The final time I went, I by no means got here again.
48 I’ve bought a Pals of Rutabaga assembly.
49 I’ve to reply all of my “occupant” letters.
50 None of my socks match.
51 I’ve to be on the subsequent prepare to Bermuda.
52 I am having all my vegetation neutered.
53 Individuals are blaming me for the Spanish-American Conflict.
54 I modified the lock on my door and now I can not get out.
55 I am making a house film referred to as “The Factor That Grew in My
Fridge.”
56 I am attending a fragrance conference as visitor sniffer.
57 My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I am touring China with a wok band.
59 My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night time.
60 I by no means exit on days that finish in “Y.”
61 My mom would by no means let me hear the tip of it.
62 I am operating off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange pupil named
Basil Metabolism.
63 I simply picked up a e book referred to as “Glue in Many Lands” and I can not put
it down.
64 I am too previous/younger for that stuff.
65 I’ve to scrub/situation/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
66 I’ve an excessive amount of guilt.
67 There are vital world points that want worrying about.
68 I’ve to attract “Cubby” for an artwork scholarship.
69 I am uncomfortable once I’m alone or with others.
70 I promised to assist a pal fold road maps.
71 I really feel a track approaching.
72 I am attempting to be much less well-liked.
73 My toilet tiles want grouting.
74 I’ve to bleach my hare.
75 I am ready to see if I am already a winner.
76 I am writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77 You know the way we psychos are.
78 My favourite industrial is on TV.
79 I’ve to check for a blood check.
80 I will be previous sometime.
81 I have been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I am observing Nationwide Apathy Week.
83 I’ve to rotate my crops.
84 My uncle escaped once more.
85 I am as much as my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I’ve to knit some mud bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87 I am having my child sneakers bronzed.
88 I’ve to go to court docket for kitty littering.
89 I will depend the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I’ve to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 Having enjoyable provides me prickly warmth.
92 I will the Lacking Individuals Bureau to see if anybody is wanting
for me.
93 I’ve to jog my reminiscence.
94 My palm reader suggested in opposition to it.
95 My Costume For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I’ve to remain dwelling and see if I snore.
97 I favor to stay an enigma.
98 I feel you need the OTHER [your name].
99 I’ve to take a seat up with a sick ant.
100 I am attempting to chop down.

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