Horrible Tweets from the Pope

  1. @KimKardashian x-rayed her butt? @Snooki, you are subsequent! #realitytvfan #ilikebigbutts #icannotlie
  2. Simply walked right into a bar with a rabbi. Blew the bartender’s thoughts.
  3. Typically after I’m alone in my basilica, I put on sweatpants and dance to massive band music.
  4. God has spoken to me. The NFL lockout is a sin.
  5. I simply had the proper pastry. It was an immaculate confection. #LOLLERZ
  6. Watching "The Exorcist", pretending it is "for work."
  7. By accident gave myself a dutch oven whereas driving Popemobile in St. Peter’s sq.. #testingmyfaith
  8. @aplusk – Please, please, please fill me in on the brand new season of two.5 males. The Lord refuses to bestow spoilers.
  9. Archbishop Caffarra simply gave my purple Prada idler a flat tire. EXCOMMUNICATED, BIATCH!
  10. @DalaiLama – Who’s your barber? Ha ha, j/okay
  11. Simply watched the Latin Grammys. Was in no way what I believed it will be… – Sara Christian Antill
  12. Simply agreed to voice Popemobile for Automobiles 3. Pax vobiscum, Pixar. – Stephen Buell
  13. Simply known as the Russian ambassador "Butthead" in Latin and he nonetheless kissed the ring. I really like this job! – @Chippj
  14. No SBux within the Vatican. Extra like Vatican’t! – Will Choy
  15. You guys, the cape IS as a lot enjoyable as you assume. The superhero impressions by no means get previous. #iambatman
  16. Nobody inform me about final evening’s episode of "Franklin And Bash", I DVRed it. – Joey Hough
  17. Anybody heard about this "planking" factor? #totallygonnatrythis – Lukasz Kaniowski
  18. How do I put up footage? Must settle a guess with Anthony Weiner. – Aaron Hardy
  19. Heads up: Providing free absolution for each #FF. Reward God [email protected]
  20. Lastly utilizing the fireside, do not know why everybody’s freaking out. – Ben Holt

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