Homer Simpson quotes about women

Some Homer Simpson quotes about women:
“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They’re about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds… they make ice and…
No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one.
But you can’t stop at one…
you want to drink another woman. ”
… and when she says something isnt funny, (ha ha) you better not laugh your ass off”
Why would you go to all this trouble and leave out the best line?