Homer Simpson quotes about women

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Some Homer Simpson quotes about women:

“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They’re about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds… they make ice and…

No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one.

But you can’t stop at one…

you want to drink another woman. ”

When a woman says "everything is wrong", that means everything is wrong as well.
When a woman says “everything is wrong”, that means everything is wrong as well.

… and when she says something isnt funny, (ha ha) you better not laugh your ass off”

Why would you go to all this trouble and leave out the best line?

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