An previous, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his option to a bar stool and orders some espresso.
After sitting there for some time, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar instantly falls completely silent.
In a really deep, husky voice, the lady subsequent to him says,
‘Earlier than you inform that joke, Cowboy, I feel it is solely honest, given that you just’re blind, there’s 5 issues that it is best to know:
1. The bartender is a blonde lady with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde lady.
3. I am a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde girl with a black belt in karate.
4. The girl sitting subsequent to me is blonde and an expert weightlifter.
5. The lady to your proper is blonde and an expert wrestler.
‘Now, give it some thought critically, Mister. Do you continue to wanna inform that joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘Nope…not if I’ve gotta clarify it 5 instances.’