Guys! Never Forget Your Wedding Anniversary!
Bob is in a lot trouble. He has forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife is REALLY pissed. Husband: Honey I’m sorry I forgot our anniversary. Wife: “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” Husband: Ok. The next morning he gets up early and leaves for work. When his wife wakes up, she looks out the window and sure enough there is a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. The box is not the right size. Wife: Where is my present? Confused, the wife puts on her robe and runs out to the driveway, grabs the box, and then carries it into the house. She opens it and finds a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.