Gay Joke – Than you’ll love Tuesdays!

gay in hell

So a guy goes to hell. A woman appears to explain how everything works. She says “we just do the things that we aren’t allowed to do in heaven, we change by day. Do you drink?” And he says
“yeah. I was an alcoholic.”
She said “Awesome! That’s all we do on Mondays! Do you do drugs?”
“I’ve always wanted to try!”
“Than you’ll love Tuesdays! What about gambling?”
“I gambled all the time when I was young!”
“See? You’ll fit right in here. Are you gay?”
“Umm… No?”
“Ahh. You won’t like Thursday then.”

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