Funny text messages

In case of fire you hav 2 read this msg
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… Stupid I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE!!
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go
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Excess of everything is bad and excessive use of alcohol can you lead to a pregnancy
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ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
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30 percent of the people is now drinking coffee, 40 percent is studying, 29 percent is watching movie and one duffer is now holding his mobile in his hand.
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Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cig might b their last cigarette.
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A Beautiful Grl Goes 2 Skin Doctor & Said: Mujy Nhanay Sy Phly Kia Lgana Chahiy..?
Doc: Bathroom Ke Kundi.
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Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy ny,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr gagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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. …LIFE BOY…
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