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Posted on July 30, 2009 by quotes HORSE IN THE HOUSEJoe was attempting to guide a horse on the street, however was having a lot hassle getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and requested if he may assist. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted. After a lot pushing andContinue Reading

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Posted on July 31, 2009 by quotes The Outdated Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the next downside to one in allhis lessons: “A rich man dies and leaves ten million {dollars}. One-fifth is to goto his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to hisbrother, and the remaining toContinue Reading

Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.netContinue Reading

Q: Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? A: At the ghost-ery store! Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating? A: Happy Owl-ween! Q: What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? A: Booberries! Q: Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? A: HisContinue Reading

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?”“No,” says the cop.“What about all these other cars?”“They didn’t ask!” #joke #short #policeman Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.netContinue Reading

Q: What happens when cranberries get sad? A: They turn into blueberries. Q: Why was the soup at Thanksgiving so pricey? A: It had 24 carrots. Q: What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the family dinner? A: Gratitude. Q: Why was the turkey put in jail? A: The policeContinue Reading

Q: What happens when you’re too harsh on cranberries and make them sad? A: They turn into blueberries. Q: What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years. Q: Why didContinue Reading