Funniest Proverbs – Words of Wisdom
A small cottage wherein laughter lives is worth more than a castle full of tears.
You will never be punished for making people die of laughter.
Don’t slaughter more pigs than you can salt.
Many families are built on laughter.
The laughter of someone pining for his beloved is like that of someone who is always crying.
No one was ever by laughter.
Where there is laughter happiness likes to be.
Do not slaughter a calf before its mother’s eyes.
A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
The tears of an heir are laughter under a mask.
You can’t blame the axe for the noise made by the chicken you are about to slaughter.
He who flatters with laughter wants to see you cry.
Get married and you will be happy for a week; slaughter a pig and you will be happy for a month; become a priest and you will be happy for the rest of your life.
A house without a dog, a cat, or a little child is a house without joy or laughter.
Laughter is the best medicine.
How lovely is the sun after rain, and how lovely is laughter after sorrow.
Bulls make money and bears make money, but hogs just get slaughtered.
An animal’s end is slaughter.
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.