Euphemisms For Being Stupid
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
3. A few beers short of a six pack.
4. A few peas short of a casserole.
5. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
6. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
7. One taco short of a combination plate.
8. A few feathers short of a duck.
9. All foam, no beer.
10. The cheese slid off his cracker.
11. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
12. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
13. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
14. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
15. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
16. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
17. As smart as bait.
18. Doesnt have all his dogs on one leash.
19. His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
20. He forgot to pay his brain bill.
21. Her sewing machines out of thread.
22. His antenna doesnt pick up all the channels.
23. His belt doesnt go through all the loops.
24. Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
25. Receiver is off the hook.
26. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
27. Skylight leaks a little.
28. Slinkys kinked.
29. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
30. One board short of a porch.