Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton sitting in a bar

Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media are actually tearing you aside for that scandal.”

Hillary: “You imply my mendacity about Benghazi?” Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “You imply the large voter fraud?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “You imply the army not getting their votes counted?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “Utilizing my secret non-public server with labeled materials tohide my actions?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our telephone calls, emails and every little thing else?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “Utilizing the Clinton Basis as a canopy for tax evasion, hiring cronies,and taking bribes from overseas nations?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “You imply the drones being operated in our personal nation with out the good thing about the legislation?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Applied sciences $300 Million, and proper afterward itdeclared chapter and was offered to the Chinese language?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “You imply arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them within the White Home?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity offers?”

Trump: “No the opposite one:”

Hillary: “The IRS concentrating on conservatives?”

Trump: “No the opposite one:”

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”

Trump: “No the opposite one:”

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one among our few Muslim mates?”

Trump: “No the opposite one:”

Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”

Trump: “No the opposite one:”

Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke deal?”

Trump: “No the opposite one:”

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? ”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “You imply HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down medical insurance executives?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and three months later theydeclared chapter after which the Chinese language purchased it?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring residents’ ?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “The State Division interfering with an Inspector Normal investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all mendacity to Congress?”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “Threats to all of Invoice’s former mistresses to maintain them quiet”

Trump: “No, the opposite one.”

Hillary: “I quit! … Oh wait, I feel I’ve obtained it! Once I stole the White Home furnishings, silverware and china when Invoice left Workplace?”

Trump: “THAT’S IT! I nearly forgot about that one”.

 

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