Do you have any last words?

shooting squad

There were women waiting to be executed. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution. Of course, these women didn’t want to die, so they needed a plan. The redhead said, “I have an idea… follow my lead.”

So, when it was time for the redhead’s execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.” she replied.
“Ok then… we’re set. Ready…. aim….”
“TORNADO!” the she yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped!

The brunette and blonde saw this. So, when it was time for the brunette’s execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.” she replied.
“Ok then… we’re set. Ready…. aim….”
“FLOOD!” the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped, too!

Now the blonde understood this. So, when it was time for the blonde’s execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.” she replied.
“Ok then… we’re set. Ready…. aim….”
“FIRE!”

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