Did you hear concerning the man who….

spent 4 days in sears in search of wheels for a miscarriage?

took his pregnant spouse to Dominoes pizza as a result of he heard they’d free supply?

seemed within the lumber yard for a draft board?

took a roll of toilet paper to the crap sport?

put iodine on his paycheck as a result of he bought a pay reduce?

was so lazy he married a pregnant lady?

thought asphalt was rectum hassle?

thought his typewriter could be pregnant as a result of it missed a interval?

studied 5 days to take a urine check?

thought “Moby Dick” was a venerial illness?

thought a mushroom was a spot to neck?

sat residence and cried as a result of her husband was out taking pictures craps and he or she did not know the way to cook dinner them?

would not exit together with his spouse as a result of he heard she was married?

returned his water skis as a result of he could not discover a lake with a hill on it?

dropped his gum in a hen coop and thought he discovered it 5 instances?

thought a woodpecker was one thing males had to purchase after they bought actual previous?

could not play golf as a result of he did not know his ass from a gap within the floor?

was instructed he had sugar in his urine so he pissed in his cereal?

thought intercourse was a state freeway?

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