spent 4 days in sears in search of wheels for a miscarriage?
took his pregnant spouse to Dominoes pizza as a result of he heard they’d free supply?
seemed within the lumber yard for a draft board?
took a roll of toilet paper to the crap sport?
put iodine on his paycheck as a result of he bought a pay reduce?
was so lazy he married a pregnant lady?
thought asphalt was rectum hassle?
thought his typewriter could be pregnant as a result of it missed a interval?
studied 5 days to take a urine check?
thought “Moby Dick” was a venerial illness?
thought a mushroom was a spot to neck?
sat residence and cried as a result of her husband was out taking pictures craps and he or she did not know the way to cook dinner them?
would not exit together with his spouse as a result of he heard she was married?
returned his water skis as a result of he could not discover a lake with a hill on it?
dropped his gum in a hen coop and thought he discovered it 5 instances?
thought a woodpecker was one thing males had to purchase after they bought actual previous?
could not play golf as a result of he did not know his ass from a gap within the floor?
was instructed he had sugar in his urine so he pissed in his cereal?
thought intercourse was a state freeway?