Comedy Central Roast Of Justin Bieber
After Comedy Central announced the roast of Justin Bieber, people around the world jumped with excitement.
Here are some of the best Justin Bieber jokes from the night.
1) “Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.” – Snoop Dogg
2) “A feud with One Direction? That’s like a fight between don’t-care and who-gives-a-sh*t.” – Ludacris
3) “Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?” – Jeff Ross
4) “You have it all, except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy.” – Chris D’Elia
5) “Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house — not gangsta.” – Kevin Hart
6) “Selena Gomez had sex with [you]… proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” – Jeff Ross
7) “You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.” – Ludacris
8) “Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.” – Martha Stewart
9) “Justin has the voice of an angel… and the driving skills of Stevie Wonder.” – Kevin Hart
10) “Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” – Ludacris