CEO Social gathering

A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a celebration takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. At the back of the property, the CEO has the biggest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The massive pool, nonetheless, is full of hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I believe an government needs to be measured by braveness. Braveness is what made me CEO. So that is my problem to every of you: if anybody has sufficient braveness to dive into the pool, swim by these alligators, and make it to the opposite aspect, I’ll give that individual something they need. My job, my cash, my home, something!"

Everybody laughs on the outrageous provide and proceeds to observe the CEO on the tour of the property. All of the sudden, they hear a loud splash. Everybody turns round and sees the CFO (Chief Monetary Officer) within the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and proper and makes it to the sting of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out simply as an enormous alligator snaps at his footwear. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You’re superb. I’ve by no means seen something prefer it in my life. You’re courageous past measure and something I personal is yours. Inform me what I can do for you."

The CFO, panting for breath, appears to be like up and says, "You possibly can inform me who the hell pushed me within the pool!!"

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