The President said that while he still hopes to prove the Democrats stole the election from him, his dog ate the proof that he had.
A group of Karens is called an Escalation of Karens. As in: I need to speak to a manager. Hi, this is Theo from the escalation office. How can I help you, Karen?
If SNL could get Baldwin to just sit in the corner of every white house sketch, sucking his thumb silently.
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WASHINGTON—Following Donald Trump’s defeat in the 2020 presidential election, a crying Eric Trump reportedly asked his father Friday if they were poor now. “Daddy, I’m scared. Are we all out of money now that you’re not president no more?” asked Eric, 36, wiping away tears and snot from his face as he struggled to shatter his Minecraft piggy bank. “I have six paper money and a whole handful of these metal circles, hopefully that can help. Do me and Don Jr. have to get jobs now? I don’t want to be poor and smelly, but I don’t even know how to work. Being rich was the best ever and I don’t want it to stop.” At press time, a famished Eric Trump was sobbing while attempting to cut a leather shoe with a knife and fork.
Steven Spielberg also killed a dinosaur just for sport and then posed with its lifeless body for the Internet
Post-election press event to share conspiracy theories about why Donald Trump lost the presidential election will be remembered as an important piece of internet history. The joke of holding the event at a place...