Category: Jokes
Who enjoys Sex more? Men or women?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we”re...
So a politician dies
And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name. “So, you’re a politician…” “Well, yes, is that...
A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl
After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage… After a few drinks, billionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie.. “It’s simple” billionaire boasts… “I faked my...
Dumbest kid in the world
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar...
A 911 operator is sitting at her desk when she gets a call
“911 What’s your emergency?” She answers. “My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died.” A man responds. He is very nervous “Ok, calm down. First,...
4 beer company CEOs walk into a bar
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Light. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke. The first three...
How Many Feminists Does It Take to Make A Knock-Knock Joke
If you’ve ever had tender breasts, you already know how hard it is to ignore your boobs right before Aunt Flo visits—and will understand why this is one of the funniest feminist jokes out...
