Big Collection of One-Liners
A man with no arms and legs in a hole
Dug
A man with no arms and legs under a car
Jack
A man with no arms and legs in the garden
Pete
A man with no arms and legs in the water
Bob
2 men with no arms and legs on the window
Curt n rod
Another man with no arms and legs in a hole
Phil
what do you call a man on the beach if he has no arms and no legs?
sandy
what if it’s a woman in the ocean?
sandy duncan.
What do you call a heart patient with no arms or legs in a pool.
Bob Newheart.
RE: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
How about DICK instead? 🙂
a guy with no arms and no legs with a sea gull on his head:
Cliff
a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean…
BOB
a guy with no arms and no legs in Idaho?
Spud!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs halfway down Tina Turner’s throat?
Mike.
What do you call the same guy halfway down Linda Lovelace’s throat?
Dick. *Ducks copies of “Deep Throat” being thrown*
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call the same guy in a pond?
Skip.
What do you call a guy in your mailbox with no arms and no legs?
Bill HA! *groan*
What do you call A man w/no arms & legs upside down in the endzone?
Spike
a man with no arms or legs in a bathroom…
John
What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on a bar-b-q grill?
Frank
What do yu call his girlfriend?
Patty
What do you call a chic w/ only one leg?
Ilene
What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
Art
What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on your doorstep?
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a fireplace?
Bernie
And an hour later?
Ashley
What do you call a man with a wooden head ?
Edward.
What do you call a man with three wooden heads ?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a dog with no legs…
…doesn’t matter, he’s not going to come anyways.
What do you call a dog with short legs and brass balls??
Sparky!!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards????
A receding hair line !!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a bunch o
