Best Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

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  • The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • A few beers short of a six-pack.
  • Dumber than a box of hair.
  • A few peas short of a casserole.
  • Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
  • One taco short of a combination plate.
  • A few feathers short of a whole duck.
  • All foam, no beer.

18 Stupid But Real Travel Complaints

  • The cheese slid off his cracker.
  • Body by Fisher – brains by Mattel.
  • Has an IQ of 2, takes 3 to grunt.
  • Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  • Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  • He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.
  • As smart as bait.
  • Chimney’s clogged.
  • Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
  • Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
  • Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
  • Forgot to pay his brain bill.
  • Her sewing machine’s out of thread.

Lack of Intelligence – Quotes about stupidity

  • His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
  • His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
  • If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
  • No grain in the silo.
  • Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse..
  • Played football without a helmet.
  • Receiver is off the hook.
  • Several nuts short of a full pouch.
  • Skylight leaks a little.
  • Slinky’s kinked.
  • Surfing in Nebraska.
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts.
  • Strong, like Bear… Smart, like Tractor.