Bart Simpson Present Opening Chalkboard Quotes

Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote

“The Simpsons” it is one of many longest operating exhibits of all time. Over the previous 20 years its producers have churned out over 500 episodes, every with Bart Simpson opening chalkboard quote.
Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote

Season 1

Bart the Genius
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK 
Homer’s Odyssey
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
There’s No Shame Like House
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
Moaning Lisa
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
Name of the Simpsons
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
The Telltale Head
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
Homer’s Evening Out
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER “HOT CAKES”
The Crepes of Wrath
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
Krusty Will get Busted
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
Some Enchanted Night
I WILL NOT YELL “FIRE” IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM

Season 2

Bart Will get an F
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
Bart Simpson writes the next in the course of the episode:
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
Simpson and Delilah
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
Two Automobiles in Each Storage and Three Eyes on Each Fish
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
A later airing of this episode used the next quote, a reference to a spelling gaffe by the then Vice President Dan Quayle at a faculty:
IT’S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
Dancin’ Homer
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
Useless Placing Society
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
Bart the Daredevil
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL’S CAR
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
Bart Will get Hit By A Automobile
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
Bart makes use of ditto marks on the next strains.
The Manner We Was
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
Homer vs. Lisa and the eighth Commandment
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
Principal Charming
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
Oh Brother, The place Artwork Thou?
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
Bart’s Canine Will get an F
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
Repeated from Bart Simpson Will get Hit By A Automobile.
Previous Cash
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS 
Brush with Greatness
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
The Struggle of the Simpsons
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
Three Males and a Comedian E book
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
This gag was written in fancy gothic-style lettering.
Blood Feud
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION

Season 3

Stark Raving Dad
I AM NOT A DENTIST
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
SPIT WADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
When Flanders Failed
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
Bart the Assassin
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON’T MIX
Bart Simpson should write the next in the course of the episode:
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
Homer Outlined
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
As you may guess, Bart squeaks the chalk whereas scripting this.
Like Father, Like Clown
I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA
There was just one line on the board this time.
Lisa’s Pony
“BART BUCKS” ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
Saturdays of Thunder
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
Flaming Moe’s
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
I Married Marge
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
Radio Bart
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
Homer Alone
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
Homer on the Bat
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
Separate Vocations
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I’M SICK
Bart Simpson additionally wrote as punishment in the course of the episode:
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
Canine of Loss of life
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER’S LOUNGE
Colonel Homer
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
Black Widower
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
The Otto Present
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
Bart’s Good friend Falls in Love
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES

Season 4

Kamp Krusty
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
A Streetcar Named Marge
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
Homer the Heretic
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
This gag was launched after there was an uproar from town of New Orleans concerning the defamatory track in earlier episode.
Lisa the Magnificence Queen
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
Itchy & Scratchy: The Film
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
Marge writes the next in the course of the mother or father/trainer assembly:
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
Marge Will get a Job
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
New Child on the Block
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
Mr. Plow
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER 
Lisa’s First Phrase
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
Homer’s Triple Bypass
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
Written in a messy scrawl; every line will get increasingly more unreadable.
Marge vs. the Monorail
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
Selma’s Alternative
I WILL NOT YELL “SHE’S DEAD” DURING ROLL CALL
Brother from the Identical Planet
THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
I Love Lisa
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL “SPUD HEAD”
Duffless
GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
Final Exit to Springfield
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
So It is Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Present
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
The Entrance
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
Whacking Day
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
Marge in Chains
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
Krusty Will get Kancelled
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM

Season 5

Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
Cape Feare
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
 The Last Temptation of Homer
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
A reference to The Shining. It was additionally written with various indentation (see proper).
$pringfield (Or, How I Discovered to Cease Worrying and Love Legalized Playing)
I WILL NOT SAY “SPRINGFIELD” JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
Homer the Vigilante
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
Bart Will get Well-known
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
Homer and Apu
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
Homer Loves Flanders
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
Bart Will get an Elephant
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
Burns’ Inheritor
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH “HAIL SATAN”
Candy Seymour Skinner’s Baadassss Music
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
That is the a centesimal episode.
The Boy Who Knew Too A lot
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
Girl Bouvier’s Lover
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
Secrets and techniques of a Profitable Marriage
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN

Season 6

Bart of Darkness
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL 
Lisa’s Rival
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
It is a repeat of the gag from So It is Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Present, nevertheless, the format is completely different.
One other Simpsons Clip Present
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
Itchy & Scratchy Land
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
Bart’s Girlfriend
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
Lisa on Ice
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
Homer: Dangerous Man
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
Repeated from Bart Simpson Will get Well-known.
Worry of Flying
RALPH WON’T “MORPH” IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
Homer the Nice
ADDING “JUST KIDDING” DOESN’T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
And Maggie Makes Three
“BAGMAN” IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
Bart’s Comet
CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
Homie the Clown
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
Bart vs. Australia
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
Lisa’s Wedding ceremony
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
The PTA Disbands
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS 
‘Spherical Springfield
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
The Springfield Connection
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
Lemon of Troy
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Half One)
THIS IS NOT A CLUE… OR IS IT?
This episodes accommodates clues about who shot Mr. Burns…

Season 7

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Half Two)
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
…and on this episode the id of who shot Burns is revealed.
Radioactive Man
“BEWITCHED” DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
House Candy Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
Bart Sells His Soul
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
Lisa the Vegetarian
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
King Measurement Homer
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
Sideshow Bob’s Final Gleaming
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
This episode is a clip present.
Marge Be Not Proud
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
Staff Homer
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS

Season 8

You Solely Transfer Twice
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
The Homer They Fall
I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
 Lisa’s Date with Density
Lisa writes the next in the course of the episode:
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
The Springfield Recordsdata
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
One of many quite a few references to the X-Recordsdata, upon which this episode relies.
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Aggravated Grunt) cious
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER’S PROZAC
The Canine Mutiny
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE

Season 9

Lisa’s Sax
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
The Cartridge Household
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
Bart Star
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
Lisa the Skeptic
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
Realty Bites
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED “FARTICUS”
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
RUDOLPH’S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
The Pleasure of Sect
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
The Final Temptation of Krust
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
Dumbbell Indemnity
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
This Little Wiggy
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
Simpson Tide
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
The Hassle With Trillions
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I’M WORTH
A reference to the voice artists putting for extra money.
Trash of the Titans
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
This was truly used within the spot the place the sofa gag usually is; the remainder of the household run into Bart’s classroom the place he’s scripting this message.
Misplaced Our Lisa
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
Pure Born Kissers
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR “KRAMER”
This episode first aired shortly after the final ever episode of Seinfeld.

Season 10

 The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
Treehouse of Horror IX
THE SIMPSONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL IX
Bart paints this on the blackboard in blood.
When You Dish Upon A Star
BUTT.BUTT IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
Initially, this gag used BUTT.COM, nevertheless, it was modified to BUTT.BUTT in later U.S. airings, because of the former being an precise web site of grownup orientation.
D’oh-in’ within the Wind
 NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF “IS” IS
Lisa Will get an “A”
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Hassle”
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
Mayored to the Mob
“THE PRESIDENT DID IT” IS NOT AN EXCUSE
First aired after Clinton turned the primary elected President to be impeached.
Viva Ned Flanders
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
Wild Barts Cannot Be Damaged
SHERRI DOES NOT “GOT BACK”
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
Homer to the Max
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
I am With Cupid
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
Make Room for Lisa
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
Recycled from Marge in Chains.
Most Homerdrive
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU 
Simpsons Bible Tales
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
Bart additionally wrote a blackboard gag in hieroglyphics in the course of the episode; it interprets as:
EYE WELL KNOT D-FACE
Mother and Pop Artwork
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
The Previous Man and The “C” Pupil
LOOSE TEETH DON’T NEED MY HELP
Monty Cannot Purchase Me Love
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
They Saved Lisa’s Mind
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
Recycled from House Candy Homediddly-Dum-Doodily.
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
I AM SO VERY TIRED

Season 11

Past Blunderdome
FRIDAYS ARE NOT “PANTS OPTIONAL”
Brother’s Little Helper
PORK IS NOT A VERB
Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
E-I-E-I-(Aggravated Grunt)
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
Hiya Gutter, Hiya Fadder
I WON’T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
Eight Misbehavin’
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
Reused from King Size Homer.
Take My Spouse, Sleaze
I CAN’T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Grift of the Magi
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
That is first blackboard gag not written solely in capitals.
Throughout the episode, Lisa writes:
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
Little Massive Mother
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
Religion Off
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
The Mansion Household
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
Saddlesore Galactica
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
Alone Once more, Natura-Diddly
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT “MUTUAL”
Missionary: Inconceivable
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
Pygmoelian
DODGE BALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
Bart to the Future
“NON-FLAMMABLE” IS NOT A CHALLENGE
Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
I WAS NOT TOUCHED “THERE” BY AN ANGEL
Kill the Alligator and Run
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
Final Faucet Dance in Springfield
I WILL NOT DANCE ON ANYONE’S GRAVE
It is A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
I CANNOT HIRE A SUBSTITUTE STUDENT
Behind the Laughter
I WILL NOT OBEY THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

Season 12

A Story of Two Springfields
 I WILL NOT PLANT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES
This episode was first proven in the course of the 2004 U.S. election (when Al Gore was operating for President), and is a reference to subliminal messaging claims throughout mentioned election.
Insane Clown Poppy
I WILL NOT SURPRISE THE INCONTINENT
Lisa the Tree Hugger
I AM NOT THE ACTING PRESIDENT
Refers back to the U.S. election debacle of 2004.
Homer vs. Dignity
I WAS NOT THE SIXTH BEATLE
The Laptop Wore Menace Sneakers
I WILL ONLY PROVIDE A URINE SAMPLE WHEN ASKED
The Nice Cash Caper
THE NURSE IS NOT DEALING
Skinner’s Sense of Snow
SCIENCE CLASS SHOULD NOT END IN TRAGEDY
Throughout the episode, Bart Simpson forces Skinner to put in writing:
I AIN’T NOT A DORKUS
HOMR
NETWORK TV IS NOT DEAD
Pokey Mother
I WILL NOT “LET THE DOGS OUT”
Worst Episode Ever
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER’S MEDICATION
That is similar to the chalkboard gag in Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala 
Tennis the Menace
I WILL NOT PUBLISH THE PRINCIPAL’S CREDIT REPORT
Day of the Jackanapes
THE HAMSTER DID NOT HAVE “A FULL LIFE”
New Children on the Blecch
I WILL NOT BUY A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON
Yet one more reference to ex-President Clinton.
Hungry, Hungry Homer
“TEMPTATION ISLAND” WAS NOT A SLEAZY PIECE OF CRAP
Bye Bye Nerdie
I WILL NOT SCARE THE VICE PRESIDENT
Simpson Safari
I WILL NOT FLUSH EVIDENCE
Trilogy of Error
FIRE IS NOT THE CLEANSER
I am Goin’ to Praiseland
GENETICS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
Youngsters of a Lesser Clod
TODAY IS NOT MOTHRA’S DAY
Initially broadcast on Mom’s Day.
Simpsons Tall Tales
I SHOULD NOT BE TWENTY-ONE BY NOW
A reference to the truth that characters do not age on the present.

Season 13

The Dad or mum Rap
NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE
Homer the Moe
A BURP IN A JAR IS NOT A SCIENCE PROJECT
Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
FUN DOES NOT HAVE A SIZE
The Blunder Years
I AM NOT CHARLIE BROWN ON ACID
She of Little Religion
I DO NOT HAVE A CEREAL NAMED AFTER ME
Half Respectable Proposal
I WILL NOT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME BUTTERFINGERS
A reference to a joke in Sweets and Bitter Marge about Butterfingers.
The Bart Desires What it Desires
THE GIVING TREE IS NOT A CHUMP
The Lastest Gun within the West
MAKING MILHOUSE CRY IS NOT A SCIENCE PROJECT
Tales from the Public Area
VAMPIRE IS NOT A CAREER CHOICE
Similar to the quote from And Maggie Makes Three.
The Sweetest Apu
I WILL NEVER LIE ABOUT BEING CANCELLED AGAIN
This got here shortly after Matt Groening’s remark concerning the present, “we’re nearer to winding it up”, was apparently misinterpreted.

Season 14

Bart Vs. Lisa Vs. The Third Grade
FISH DO NOT LIKE COFFEE
Helter Shelter
MILHOUSE DID NOT TEST COOTIE POSITIVE
Robust Arms Of The Ma
 THIS SCHOOL DOES NOT NEED A “REGIME CHANGE”
A reference to the war in Iraq.
Pray Something
SPONGEBOB IS NOT A CONTRACEPTIVE
Barting Over
I WILL NOT
Bart then chops up the blackboard with an axe.
Previous Yeller-Stomach
MY PEN IS NOT A BOOGIE LAUNCHER
The Bart of Struggle
SANDWICHES SHOULD NOT CONTAIN SAND

Season 15

Right now, I Am a Clown
OVER FORTY AND SINGLE IS NOT FUNNY
The Ziff Who Got here to Dinner
I WILL NOT SPECULATE ON HOW HOT TEACHER USED TO BE

Season 16

She Used to Be My Lady
POKING A DEAD RACCOON IS NOT RESEARCH
On a Clear Day I Cannot See My Sister
BEER IN A MILK CARTON IS NOT MILK
House Away From Homer
A BOOGER IS NOT A BOOKMARK

Season 17

Bonfire of the Manatees
DOES ANY KID STILL DO THIS ANYMORE?
Homer’s Paternity Coot
 I AM NOT SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT
We’re On The Highway To D’ohwhere
TEACHER WAS NOT DUMPED — IT WAS MUTUAL
Homer Simpson, This Is Your Spouse
I WILL NOT LAMINATE DOG DOO
The primary airing of this episode had a very live-action opening sequence, by which the blackboard gag is the next, reused from Marge vs. the Monorail:
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
Million Greenback Abie
I WILL NOT FLIP THE CLASSROOM UPSIDE DOWN
Every part within the classroom is the wrong way up, together with Bart Simpson.
Relating to Margie 
I WILL NOT LEAK THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE
This episode aired quickly after a teaser trailer for The Simpsons Film was launched in theatres, and is a reference to the quite a few pretend plots that had been circulating around the web on the time.
The Monkey Go well with
JE NE PARLE FRAÇIAS
That is French for “I don’t communicate French”
Marge and Homer Flip a Couple Play
HAVE A GREAT SUMMER, EVERYONE
This episode is the Season 17 finale. This quote is the primary that does not make sense within the context of Bart’s punishment.

Season 18

Please Homer Do not Hammer ‘Em
Bart Simpson forces Skinner to put in writing the next in the course of the episode:
A BABY BEAT ME UP
G.I. (Aggravated Grunt)
WE ARE NOT ALL NAKED UNDER OUR CLOTHES
Kill Gil, Volumes 1 & 2
FRANKINCENSE IS NOT A MONSTER
Little Massive Lady
Bart Simpson wrote the next in the course of the episode, as a part of a gap sequence parody with Bart Simpson driving a automotive as a substitute of skateboarding.
SO LONG SUCKERS
Homerazzi
GLOBAL WARMING DID NOT EAT MY HOMEWORK
Criminal and Ladder
I WILL NOT LOOK UP WHAT TEACHER MAKES
Cease Or My Canine Will Shoot
PEARLS ARE NOT OYSTER BARF

Season 19

He Likes to Fly and He D’ohs
I WILL NOT WAIT 20 YEARS TO MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE
This was the primary episode to air following The Simpsons Film in July 2007. The complete opening sequence was reanimated to point out the destruction left by the film.
The Homer of Seville
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL IS BETTER THAN EVER
I Do not Wanna Know Why the Caged Chook Sings
I AM NOT AN FDIC-INSURED BANK
Little Orphan Millie
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN iPODDY
Husbands and Knives
THE PILGRIMS WERE NOT ILLEGAL ALIENS
Everlasting Moonshine of the Simpson Thoughts
THE CAPITAL OF MONTANA IS NOT “HANNAH”
E Pluribus Wiggum
TEACHER DID NOT PAY TOO MUCH FOR HER CONDO
The Debarted
THE ART TEACHER IS FAT, NOT PREGNANT
Apocalypse Cow
A PERSON’S A PERSON NO MATTER HOW RALPH
Mona Leaves-A
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT MEDIEVAL
This was written in fancy Gothic lettering (see proper)

Season 20

Misplaced Verizon
TEACHER’S DIET IS WORKING
Double Double Boy in Hassle
THERE’S NO SUCH MONTH AS “ROCKTOBER”
Harmful Curves
I DID NOT SEE TEACHER SIPHONING GAS
Mypods and Broomsticks
PROSPERITY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
The Burns and the Bees
JESUS IS NOT MAD HIS BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS
Lisa the Drama Queen
I WILL NOT USE PERMANENT INK ON THE CHALKBOARD
Take My Life, Please
HDTV IS WORTH EVERY CENT
This was the primary episode to be broadcast in excessive definition – with newly-animated opening. An image of Homer as an astronaut hangs on the wall within the classroom.
How the Take a look at Was Gained
“MARCH MADNESS” IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR MISSING SCHOOL
No Mortgage Once more, Naturally
I WILL NOT HAVE FUN WITH EDUCATIONAL TOYS
Within the Identify of the Grandfather
FOUR-LEAF CLOVERS ARE NOT MUTANT FREAKS
Wedding ceremony for Catastrophe
MY PIGGY BANK IS NOT ENTITLED TO TARP FUNDS
The Good, the Unhappy and the Drugly
I WILL NOT MOCK TEACHER’S OUTDATED CELL PHONE
Father Is aware of Worst
I WILL NOT PUT HOT SAUCE IN THE CPR DUMMY
Coming to Homerica
IT’S “FACEBOOK,” NOT “ASSBOOK”

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