The inhabitants of this nation is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in class.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal authorities.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are within the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that complete the ten.8 million individuals who work for state and metropolis Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 folks in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 folks in prisons.
That leaves simply two folks to do the work.
You and me.
And there you might be,
Sitting in your ass,
At your pc, studying jokes.
Good. Actual good.