Actual statements found on insurance forms

stevepb / Pixabay

* Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have.

* The other car collided with me without giving warning of its intentions.

* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

* A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.

* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.

* To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I hit a pedestrian

* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

* I told the police I was not injured, but removing my cap I found I had a fractured skull.

Letter Written to an Insurance Company – Lost Presence of Mind

* The pedestrian had no idea in which direction to run, so I ran over him.

* The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

* I saw a slow-moving sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I hit him.

* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.

* I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave out causing the accident.

* I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.

You may also like...

Log In

Forgot password?

Forgot password?

Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.

Your password reset link appears to be invalid or expired.

Log in

Privacy Policy

Add to Collection

No Collections

Here you'll find all collections you've created before.