A woman with no arms or legs..
Is crying on a bench at the beach, i approach her "hey honey, whats the matter?" i say, she looks at me tears streaming down her face "ive never had a man hug me" she says, so i sit next to her and giver a her a nice hug she again looks at me still very upset "i have never been kissed by a man" she says. So i lean in and give her a kiss on the lips, looking a little better than before she finally says "i have never been fucked" so i pick her up and wang her in the sea "now youre fucked"
submitted by /u/jabertcul