A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Irishman then took a sip of his drink and said, “thats kind of strange, but i respect you for not drinking alcohol because that is your choice and it does not affect me”.