A drunk man stumbles out of bar and runs into two priests. – Really Funny Jokes
The drunk man looks at the first priest and says, “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ.”
The first priest tells the man, “No, my son, you’re not.”
Then the man turns to the second priest and says the same thing. “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ.”
The second priest tells the man, “No, my son, you’re not.”
The drunk man tells the priests that he can prove it.
So he takes the two priests into the bar and the bartender says, “Jesus Christ. You’re back again?”