20 Types of Men You Meet in the Men’s Room

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1. Excitable – Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. Sociable – Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3. Crosseyed – Look into next urinal to see how other guy isfixed.

4. Timid – Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal comes back later.

5. Indifferent – All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6. Clever – No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

7. Worried – Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8. Frivolous – Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or
bug.

9. Absent Minded – Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. Childish – Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, like to see it bubble.

11. Sneak – Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

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12. Patient – Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads free hand.

13. Desperate – Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14. Tough – Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

15. Efficient – Waits until he has to crap, the does both.

16. Fat – Backs up and takes blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17. Little – Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18. Drunk – Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19. Disgruntled – Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20. Conceited – Holds two inch dick like baseball bat.