20 Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think

20 shower thoughts that will make you think
20 shower thoughts that will make you think

1. The olympics is the only time when you hear “Great execution by North Korea” and it seems okay.

2. If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca’s

3. The average car in space is nicer than the average car on Earth BronzeInKorea22

4. Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

5. Imagine how rich you would have had to be 200 years ago to have music playing in the background while you cook dinner DadThrowsBolts

6. There must be millions of people who still spell out B-E-A-UTIFUL in their head the same way Jim Carrey did in Bruce Almighty.

7. Pirates have always seemed good about employing people with physical disabilities.

8. One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline.

9. You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.

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10. When you think about it, Shakespeare WAS the result of billions of monkeys trying to write stuff randomly for millions of years.

11. Somebody who thinks that feathers on dinosaurs would suddenly make them not-scary has never been chased by a goose.

Prince Charles is nearly 5 years older than the UK men’s retirement age, and he’s not even started the job he was born to do.

13. Narcissus would probably be thrilled to hear that he has a flower and a psychological condition named after him.

14. Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy

The first person who will be killed by a sex robot is probably already walking among us, unaware of how unflattering their obituary is going to read.

16. Sleeping in until 11am sounds lazier than waking up at 9am and taking a two hour nap later on in the day.

17. No matter what business it is now you can always tell when it used to be a Pizza Hut.

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18. Whining about having a jet lag is quite literally like complaining that the world does not revolve around us.

19.Thanks to Elon Musk, there is now a non-zero chance of getting into a car accident in space.

20. Prepare to see Elon Musk’s car as an Easter Egg floating in the background of Sci-fi movies.