10 Things To Say When You First Time Step On The Moon
10. “Set your phasers for ‘fun’ — the Buzzmeister has landed!”
9. “Jeez, what a dump!”
8. “That’s one small step for man, once giant leap for my sock puppet Winky.”
7. “I think I can see Ebert from here.”
6. “Hey, Linda McGinty of Montclair High School — remember when you wouldn’t go out with me? Well, look at me now — I’m on the moon!”
5. “I’d like to give a shout out to all my homies on the planet Earth.”
4. “VISA — it’s everywhere you want to be! I just made 5 million bucks.”
3. “Does this mean I have to miss the Smashing Pumpkins on 53rd Street?”
2. “Holy Crap!”
1. “Okay, I stepped on it — now let’s get the hell outta here.”