10. “Set your phasers for ‘fun’ — the Buzzmeister has landed!”

9. “Jeez, what a dump!”

8. “That’s one small step for man, once giant leap for my sock puppet Winky.”

7. “I think I can see Ebert from here.”

6. “Hey, Linda McGinty of Montclair High School — remember when you wouldn’t go out with me? Well, look at me now — I’m on the moon!”

5. “I’d like to give a shout out to all my homies on the planet Earth.”

4. “VISA — it’s everywhere you want to be! I just made 5 million bucks.”

3. “Does this mean I have to miss the Smashing Pumpkins on 53rd Street?”

2. “Holy Crap!”

1. “Okay, I stepped on it — now let’s get the hell outta here.”