10 Reasons You Need To Update your Facebook Status

10 reasons you need to update your facebook status
10 reasons you need to update your facebook status

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10.)It was empty.
9.) To let everyone know you just went to Taco Bell.
8.) It was in your contract.
7.) It’s contagious. Someone installed running the “Compulsive Update App” coughed on you.
6.)You love attention.
5.)You hate attention. The post you made reads, “Ignore me. I hate attention.”
4.)Boredom. It merely reads, “I just updated my Facebook Status.”
3.)You lost your laptop, desktop, cell phone, and credit card. You wanted to let everyone know it’d be impossible for you to get on Facebook. Or buy a new laptop, desktop, or cell phone.
2.)Your monkey bribed you with bananas.
1.)You saw this list.

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