Womens Funny T Shirt Slogans

  • Guys have feelings too. But like…who cares?
  • I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • I hate everybody, and you’re next.
  • Please don’t make me kill you.
  • And your point is…
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.
  • I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  • Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • I’m multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
  • Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  • How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
  • Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.
  • If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  • Don’t make me mad! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.