The teacher asks the class “who died for our sins?”
Patrick jabs Katie with a pen and she screams “Jesus Christ!”
The teacher says “That’s right, and who created the world.
Patrick jabs her again and she shouts “God almighty!”
“Very good” says the teacher, “and what did Eve tells Adam after having their second child?”
Once again, Patrick jabs Katie with the pen, and she yells “if you stick that thing into me one more time I’ll rip it off of you!”