Top 10 Sarcastic One Liners

Sarcasm may employ ambivalence, although sarcasm is not necessarily ironic

  1. I am 25% funny and 95% poor at math.
  2. Dear, handsome guys, how did you do that?
  3. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
  4. I am actually good looking, if you don’t look at me.
  5. The only joke my parent ever made was me.
  6. Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?
  7. Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
  8. I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
  9. I English talent vary good in english me.
  10. Don’t judge her by kilos, she might judge you by inches.