The Trump family is flying from New York to DC

Donald looks down on the cities below and says “I think I’ll throw a $1,000 dollar bill out of the window and make some American happy.” Melania says “But the $1,000 dollar bill was discontinued, honey.” So then Ivanka says "MOTHER, FATHER. STOP FIGHTING. I AM GOING DOWN." because she was the plane (I think I forgot to mention that). As the whole plane spirals to the ground, to that the pilot says “Yes, I do believe that bill was disconti-“


An American eventually finds the wreckage and pulls out the $1,000 bill. In the middle of the note was a headshot of Trump. The man was arrested for shooting the president of America.

In the jugular, because the man was a juggler.

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