Murphy isn’t the only one with laws that we have to deal with everyday! Here are a few that you just may have run across.
Coolidge’s Law – Anytime you don’t want anything, you get it.
Ettore’s Law – The other line moves faster. (You can almost lay money on this one!)
Peter’s Law – The unexpected always happens.
Ade’s Law – Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.
Maier’s Law – If facts do not conform to theory, they must be disposed of.
Berra’s Law – You can observe a lot just by watching
Clopton’s Law – For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
Runyon’s Law – The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.
Coolidge’s 2nd Law – A lost article invariably shows up after you replace it.
Coughlin’s Law – Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Gomez’ Law – If you don’t throw it, they can’t hit it.
Lec’s Immutable Law – the first requisite for immortality is death.
Levenson’s Law – No matter how well a toupee blends in back, it always look like hell in front.
Ms. Peter’s Law – Today if you’re not confused you’re just not thinking clearly.
Barnum’s Law – You can fool most of the people – most of the time.
Pope’s Law – All looks yellow to a jaundiced eye.
Truman’s Law – If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Tuchman’s Law – If power corrupts, weakness in the seat of power, with its constant necessity of deals and bribes and compromising arrangements, corrupts even more.
Gates’ Law – If there isn’t a law, there will be.