The laws our daily lives that we have to deal with

Murphy isn’t the only one with laws that we have to deal with everyday! Here are a few that you just may have run across.

Coolidge’s Law – Anytime you don’t want anything, you get it.

Ettore’s Law – The other line moves faster. (You can almost lay money on this one!)

Peter’s Law – The unexpected always happens.

Ade’s Law – Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.

Maier’s Law – If facts do not conform to theory, they must be disposed of.

Berra’s Law – You can observe a lot just by watching

Clopton’s Law – For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Runyon’s Law – The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.

Coolidge’s 2nd Law – A lost article invariably shows up after you replace it.

Coughlin’s Law – Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.

Gomez’ Law – If you don’t throw it, they can’t hit it.

Laws Similar to Murphy’s Laws

Lec’s Immutable Law – the first requisite for immortality is death.

Levenson’s Law – No matter how well a toupee blends in back, it always look like hell in front.

Ms. Peter’s Law – Today if you’re not confused you’re just not thinking clearly.

Barnum’s Law – You can fool most of the people – most of the time.

Pope’s Law – All looks yellow to a jaundiced eye.

Truman’s Law – If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Tuchman’s Law – If power corrupts, weakness in the seat of power, with its constant necessity of deals and bribes and compromising arrangements, corrupts even more.

Gates’ Law – If there isn’t a law, there will be.