10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer does not tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a great war. 7. Do not force Beer to minors who can not think for themselves. 6. When you have a beer, do not touch the doors of people trying … Read moreWhy is beer better than Jesus?
The unidentified woman was stationed in a Walgreen store in Kissimmee. “My car does not start, I’m locked inside my car,” said the unidentified woman. “Nothing works with electricity, and it’s very hot here and I do not feel well.” The dispatcher then suggested lifting the lock. The woman tried and managed to open the … Read moreDumbest 911 Calls They’ve Ever Received
Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. “If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex,” … Read moreOne month without having sex
In late 1970s, due to the widespread poverty, then Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping viewed the Chinese population under his rule as a huge burden, instead of a productive force. A big decision was made overnight, by a few high-rank Chinese Communist Party (CCP) officials, that each Chinese couple can only have one child, in their … Read moreOne child policy in China
LGBT – Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender social movements are social movements that advocate for LGBT people in society. Social movements may focus on equal rights. 1. There are approximately 140 LGBT pride parades in the U.S. You can find pride parades in every state with numerous cities supporting its local communities. Pride month is … Read moreGay Pride • LGBT • Pride Parade Facts
You have probably heard of Murphy’s Laws, but here’s some similar ones you might not know about: Aigner’s Axiom: No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the results. Airplane Law: When the plane you’re on is late, the plane you’re transferring to is on time. Alinsky’s Rule for … Read moreLaws Similar to Murphy’s Laws
South Park Sayings South Park Quotes, South Park Quotations. Sayings and One-liners from popular TV show. And now Best from South Park Eric Cartman: Hippies. They’re everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye … Read moreBest and Popular South Park Quotes & One-Liners