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Lame and stupid jokes

A termite walks into a bar room and asks, “Is the bar tender here?” Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… One was assaulted. “Waiter! This coffee tastes like

Line to get into heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting

Thank you Mom and Dad

1.My Mother & Father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2.My mother & father taught me

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