Stuff You’re Not Supposed to Know About

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Women who cook peanuts and peas in the same pan are very unhealthy.
Men who fart in the church sit on their own benches.
Stand on the toilet, sit on the pot.
A very funny baseball game – men with 4 balls can’t walk !!
Women who dance while wearing athletic straps make believe ballrooms.
The hollow man feels arrogant all day.
Women who ride bicycles in city pedal donkeys throughout the city.
The secretary is not permanent, until it’s messed up at the table.
A girl’s best asset is her ‘lie’.
Supports bacteria – this is the only culture that some people have!
The man who ran behind the car was exhausted.
Men who eat jellyfish fart in technicolor.
Men who sleep with itchy buttocks wake up with smelly fingers.
Babies are conceived in the back seat of a car with an automatic transmission
grow up to be a shifted bastard.
The man who laid the girl on the hill was not at the level.
Men who sleep with sex problems wake up with a solution at hand.
Kotex is not the best thing on earth, but in addition to the best thing.
Men who marry a girl without breasts have the right to feel inferior.
Men with athletic fingers make extensive leaps.
The squirrel that climbs the woman’s feet does not find beans.
He who catches fish in the wells of others often catches crabs.
Men who speak with a forked tongue should not smell balloons.
Men who lose an apartment key don’t get a new key.
Whoever sits on an upside step will surely rise.
Even the greatest whales are helpless in the middle of the desert.
The hand that turns the knob, opens the door.
Men who argue with wives all day don’t get peace at night.
Men who put women on the ground have peace (parts) on earth.
The man who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands ..
The man who jacked the peanut butter jar was really crazy.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
The man who flies upside down!
He who eats a lot of plum, sits in the toilet many months.
The man who walks through the airport door will go to Bangkok.
America Good Place to Restuarant China.
The man on guard in the toilet must have had an annoying time.
Women who cook peanuts and peas in the same pan are very unhealthy.
Women who dance while wearing athletic straps make believe ballrooms.
The man who flew the plane upside down.