A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… But the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.
When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here’s the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you’re near
Your body is hot, your mind is fine.
If only youd stop drinking that fucking wine.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
if I punch you in the eye, it will turn blue.
Words cannot describe your beauty..
but numbers can 2 out of 10
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell ”
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies !
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
Your teeth are like stars.
Yellow and far apart.