Police Lose 1200 pounds of Cannabis, Blame Addicted Rats

Police inspectors in Pilar, Argentina’s Buenos Aires province, were recently questioned about the disappearance of 1200 pounds of marijuana from the evidence room, and the best explanation they could come up with was that addicted rats ate it all.

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It all started when Commissioner Emilio Portero relieved his partner Javier Specia, as head of the police department in Pilar, a town located 45 miles from the Argentine capital of Buenos Aires. Protocol dictates that in the case of such a transfer of command, a sort of inventory of everything left in the hands of his successor by the officer who is transferred to another unit be signed. Although the inventory was allegedly conducted, it was never signed by Specia, which made Portero suspicious. He notified the Division of Internal Affairs of the Police, which in turn tasked the National Gendarmerie with conducting an official inventory.