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Pandas are the most useless animals on the planet

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Apart from their cuteness, they do absolutely nothing productive for the planet whatsoever. (Chill animal lovers, I don’t wish for them to vanish.) They’re, what some people say, “Superficially attractive, but talentless”.

They’re even risking going extinct because they’re too fucking lazy to get up off their asses and mate. There’s even a new category in Pornhub called Panda porn where people dress up as pandas while.. “mating”, in an attempt to make the pandas mate (Don’t ask me how i know this.)