We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail.Read More →

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Talk is cheap, but that’s ok, so are you. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder…it would be an apocalypse! This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keenRead More →