Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later … Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that.Angela is also your sister."Read More →

absquatulate: to flee, abscond abstemious: restrained in consumption of food and alcohol balderdash: nonsense ballyhoo: commotion, hype bindle stiff: hobo bodacious: remarkable, voluptuous borborygmus: sound of intestinal gas cahoots (in the expression “in cahoots with”): scheming callipygian: possessing a shapely derriere cantankerous: irritating, difficult carbuncle: pustule caterwaul: to wail or protest noisily cattywampus: in disarray cockamamie (also cockamamie): ridiculous comeuppance: just deserts concupiscent: possessed of erotic desire copacetic (also copasetic, copesetic): satisfactory curmudgeon: ill-tempered (and often old) person debauchery: sensual gratification doohickey: gadget or attachment effluvium: unpleasant smell factotum: all-around servant or attendant farrago: confused mixture festoon: to decorate; dangling decorative chains finagle: to trickRead More →