1- I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2- Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. 3- Half the people you know are below average. 4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name 5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8- If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9- All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10- The early bird mayRead More →