Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother’s Name: _______ Father’s Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (_)ownRead More →

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. Please God try to explain women? “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says, “So you would like them.” “OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?” “So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies. The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?” GOD says, “So they would love you!”Read More →

Collection of short Jokes – All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind. – Why didn’t the sailors play cards? – Because the captain was sitting on the deck. – Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer? – Because the grass tickles their balls! – What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms? – 365 used condoms are VERY good year. – What Bill Gates‘ wife says him when they make love? – Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT. A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly,Read More →